BEAUTYSHAMBLES by Cat Marnell

BEAUTYSHAMBLES by Cat Marnell

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#088 : XOJANE THROWBACK/ HOW TO DEFEAT THE OFFICE BITCH

#088 : XOJANE THROWBACK/ HOW TO DEFEAT THE OFFICE BITCH

(...and make her smell good at the same time)

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#088 : XOJANE THROWBACK/ HOW TO DEFEAT THE OFFICE BITCH
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I was such a showstopper of a wilding cunt when I worked at xoJane that, looking back, all I can do is laugh. This throwback column about my temper back then, HOW TO DEFEAT THE OFFICE BITCH (AND MAKE HER SMELL GOOD AT THE SAME TIME), became one of my best-known. It was published in March 2012, around the beginning of the end. In April, I'd be put on disability leave by Say Media, and in May, I'd leave xoJane for good.

When I read this column twelve years later, what strikes me is:

1) Poor Emily McCombs, who did everything to accomodate and support me.

2) The wrath. Why was I so angry?

Well...why is my best friend's husband, an alcoholic, so-ooo mad at her all the time? Hmm.

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